[at my own wedding] can I stay in the car
together at last
excuse me i have something important 2 add
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
men’s back muscles let you know that god is real
plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner
"what are you doing"
"nothing i just took a shower"
"aw :( with out me? haha lol"
imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day