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frickgerard:

[at my own wedding] can I stay in the car

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(Source: patrickkingart, via edating)

iguanamouth:

cheppo:

iguanamouth:

together at last

excuse me i have something important 2 add

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hes here

(via thymegatampon)

demon: i possessed you
me: get the fuck out
demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

(via thymegatampon)

nialllhoran:

men’s back muscles let you know that god is real

(via vekul)

rain-force:

plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner

(via i-wont-crucify-the-things-you-do)

hotdaughter:

hotdaughter:

"what are you doing"

"nothing i just took a shower"

"aw :( with out me? haha lol"

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(via aladone)

xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

(Source: j5h, via hypo-fuck)